Heal Our Jez!
So you know Jezra?
Our beloved web programmer who also just happens to be the Petaluma Whiskerino Sideburns Champion? The guy who saves the tin foil from every burrito he eats and uses it to make an ever-growing aluminum sphere that may soon be large enough to have its own gravitational field?
Yep. That Jezra.
Out of nowhere, Jezra came down with severe muscle spasms in his neck last week, and they’ve generally made it impossible for Jezra to do much more than lie around and be in pain.
We love Jez and want him to get better fast. So if you have the power to heal pinched nerves and muscle spasms through the cyber-ether, can I ask a big favor and have you work your magic now? You’re welcome to lay your hands on the above photo of Jez (who is holding up a piece of paper from which he removed and ate a password to demonstrate effective security measures).
We miss you, Jez.
– Chris B.
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